I guess it all started with Katie inviting me and Sierra to go to the movies last night, we all met up at Napa Cinadome at 7:00 to watch the 7:15 showing of "Alvin and The Chipmunks : The Squeekual." Surprisingly the movie was not that bad, but of course we made everything the animated characters did into something perverted. About halfway through the movie a girl who was sitting in front of us turns around and says "Can you please shut the fuck up you guys have been talking the entire movie." (Which was total bull because they were making the same crude comments only about ten times louder) Anyway we decided to talk a little softer but we did every annoying thing we could have possibly done, like chewing obnoxiously, kicking the back of their chairs, and spewing water and soda out of our mouths on 'accident' whenever a funny part was on. After we had enough fun destroying their experience at the movies, we decided which 'chippettes' we were and which Chipmunks we love. I was Brittany but my boyfriend was Theodore, Sierra was Eleanor but she was dating Alvin, Katie was Ganette and was with Simon (which makes the most sense really) After the movie Sierra's mom picked us up and drove us to Michelle's house...
When we got to Michelle's house we chilled in her room for a few hours, listening to music, dancing, and making crude and somewhat inappropriate comments on every single one of our friends. By this point Maddy and Michelle were there too. When midnight came around we got a little bored so we decided to go for a walk. We knew that the curfew in Napa was 10:00pm, but the police barely roamed the street that we were walking on. When we were about ten minutes from Michelle's house we heard a car coming so we decided to run up a small slope that cushioned the road, we hid underneath low trees just in case they were police. Once a few cars passed we decided to sit and talk (mostly because I twisted my ankle when my friend Maddy grabbed my hand and i tripped) After a few minutes we heard another car o we hid again, but instead of the sound disappearing like the other car, we heard the engine rev and a few donuts. We thought that the car was gone but the exact same car came back, and it did a u-turn again. Then the car stopped right in front of where we were hiding, after a little while we heard a bottle smash and the car drove away. Instead of waiting for those weirdo car drivers to come back we ran for a good one hundred meters when we saw the car coming back. We ducked behind a row of evergreen trees when the car parked yet again. Sierra and Michelle swore they heard a gunshot (which I later knew was a hallucination due to the Belgian Beer we previously downed, although me and Katie finished most of it) but at the time I couldn't have been more scared. Sierra didn't help with her talk of hit and runs and gang rapes. When the car finally left we didn't think twice about sprinting back to Michelle's house. When we got settled we realized that the whole thing was hilarious, but the next time we go out we're creating an escape route.
After another hour or so, after we watched "Prom Night" and "Saw III," we decided that it was time to go TP Jessica's house (obviously Jessica is a total bitch and she deserved it 110%) we each stuffed three rolls of toilet paper down our pants or in our jackets and stuffed about twenty forks down our pockets. We dressed in all black and got or camera, and with our revised escape route permanently ingrained in our minds, we left to go TP. Jessica lives about fifteen minutes away from Michelle (if your walking, which we were) Although it's the middle of winter and freezing outside, the toilet paper and the adrenaline kept us all very warm. When we arrived at her house we were very excited to discover that Jessica has about twenty to thirty rows of vineyards, and not very attractive ones by the way. Of course this made TPing and forking her lawn very easy. By the end of our mission the entire vineyard was filled with toilet paper. And trust me, it is pretty much impossible to remove damp toilet paper (because of the dew that morning always brings) from vines. As we were walking back to Michelle's house we created a group name for me, Katie, Sierra, Maddy, and Michelle, FUV, or 'Fuck Up Vineyards'
Once our shenanigans were officially complete, we all agreed that we were exhausted so we went to sleep (this was around five in the morning) When we woke up we decided to *67 Jessica and tell her in the creepiest voice we could muster "look outside." She was furious to say the least but there is no way she can pin it on us, after all, we were at Sierra's house all night.
The next morning we Michelle had basketball practice and Katie had a dentist appointment so Maddy, Sierra, and I decided to hang out at Maddy's house. I decided to call my dad and ask him to pick me up. He came around 1:30, we dropped Sierra off at her house and then we headed home. I love hanging out with my girls, but sometimes it's nice to just chill at home, take a bubble bath, and stuff your face with your moms home-made chicken and broccoli casserole (I know it sounds disgusting but it's the best thing in the world to me)
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